Turd Welding
when two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get b-tt to b-tt and procede to simu -p–p. the t-rds breach -ss at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the t-rd welding process. after a few moments the t-rds beome one. the t-rd welding is complete!
see t-rd welding unicorn for further applications of t-rd welding.
girls into t-rd welding get it in easier. f-ck yeah!
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