turdbulence
when one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming indian food and a milky beverage.
person a: “how’d you go in the dunny?”
person b: “it was sheer t-rdbulence.”
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human excrement, washed up. a uk term. when swimming in brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a t-rd fish on your head, blokey!
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one who bangs other dudes in the cornhole. i bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a t-rd pounder!
- turdster
a weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male. oy you, n-b off t-rdster! a prankster who throws a t-rd into a discussion. superficially, they are just another partic-p-nt. but in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash. the back and forth in the comment section was going well, until […]
- turd streaking
where you cr-p against a wall while running and leave a t-rd streak on the wall look at that t-rd streaking guy.