turdgasm
the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the -n-s and j-zzum from the p-n-s.
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
whilst spanking on the toilet, i had an earth-shattering t-rdgasm.
generally after constipation, when one sh-ts so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the -n-s, generate an -rg-sm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the f-cking toilet seat off of its hinges.
roberto: dude…
fernando: what the f-ck do you want!?
alejandro: i just had a t-rdgasm…
the peak phase of an intense dump.
oooohhhhmmmyyyyygaaawdthhiiiisssshhhiiitfffeeellllsssssoooogggooooooooodddd… mmmmmmm… ahhhhhhhh….-
-sometimes accompanied by mild twitching, grunting, growling, talking-in-tongues or any other involuntary actions or noises.
me: “i just left a dump and lost 3 pounds.”
you: “…musta been that organic coffee.”
me: “hmmm… yea, whatev but d-mn that sh-t was almost beter than s-x.”
you: “dude i think you had a t-rdgasm.”
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