Turdgrip
a gentleman who regularly holds in his t-rds, in the hope of increasing sphincter control and gaining pleasure in future “bottery”.
also
someone who is a bit of a moany tw-t.
nick has been on twitter complaining to morrisons again, christ he’s a right t-rdgrip. hope he gets aids
#bender sh-tstabber
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