Turdicken
the act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as thanksgiving or christmas, and doing so while bare -ss naked and spearing the pheasant with your d-ck then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect p-n-s.
e.g. uncle tom pulled a t-rd-cken last thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. in order to join the sae fraternity, john was required to perform a t-rd-cken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.
when john madden sticks his erect p-n-s in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.
john madden screamed “boom” while performing a t-rd-cken
t-rd-cken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull p-n-s stuffed into a turkey and baked. often served at seder as well as ramadan and christmas. it is also the main course at the white house thanksgiving feast.
“grandma made t-rd-cken for christmas dinner!”
“i often enjoy a nice t-rd-cken sandwich.”
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