turdie
this word is from the word t-rd which also means cr-p, therefore t-rdie is similar to the word cr-ppy.
this meat is t-rdie.
meaning; this meat is not to the highest quality.
the immature brother of the selfie.
instead of taking a picture of one’s self, a t-rdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of sh-t residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. for maximum effectiveness, t-rdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
where selfies are typically taken by females, t-rdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer m-ss and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. t-rdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like snapchat.
i really hate it when people post selfies online. from now on, i will respond with a t-rdie to show my disapproval.
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