Turdilation


a condition of the -n-s. t-rdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. in time, the bunghole will snap back shut. post dump -n-l leakage may occur while dilated.
harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn’t sh-t in 8 days. he finally was able to cut a t-rd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered t-rdilation after dropping it in the stool. he was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

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