Turdle

similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a t-rdle is a t-rd that makes a short head appearance out of the r-ct-m and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and -n-s. a t-rdle can occur if a would be sh-tter is frightened or if the would be sh-tter has forced the fecal t-rdle head back into his or her -n-s due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal t-rdpedo into his -n-s while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend’s house. his -n-s hatch was forced open by the t-rdpedo and nearly caused a brown october on the couch. brian contemplated releasing the t-rdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to “t-rdle” it until he got home later that night.
n. the little bit of poo that starts to come out of the b-tt when the person or animal really has to go. the t-rd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its sh-ll at this point, and thus the name “t-rdle.”
you’ve gotta let me in the bathroom now because i’ve got a t-rdle that’s about to come out!
an ignorant, trifling person of typically low educational, social, or economic standing that holds up lines in public places doing things like:
– removing the contents of a mcdonalds order bag in front of the cashier to double check that everything was included, while other people wait
– slowly recounting returned change in a checkout line, while other people wait
– methodically instructing workers at subway how to create their perfect sandwich (e.g. “just a little more mayo, i said more mayo!”, “spread those tomatoes out!”), while other people wait
– rereading the contents of a receipt at a checkout counter, while other people wait
– rearranging the contents of their purse or wallet at a checkout counter, while other people wait
– demanding that a cashier at a fast food restaurant include more french fries with an order (e.g. “there ain’t enough fries with this order”)
– methodically and slowly piling up food on their plate at a buffet, while other people wait
– demanding that a public bus to stop and then approaching the bus in a slow manner unconcerned about the other p-ssengers on the bus
– arguing with a tsa agent in an airport security line about confiscated liquids while other people wait
– continuing to drive a car in a normal manner when an ambulance is trying to p-ss
– asking restaurant waiters about the exact ingredients of menu items and then requesting numerous subst-tutions to the ingredients
the t-rdle at mcdonalds removed and inspected the contents of their fast food order at the cashier counter oblivious to the long line of customers waiting behind them.
a little piece of t-rd that resurfaces after a person flushes.
oh my god, someone keeps leaving t-rdles in that stall!
(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big sh-ts
jack: hey shawn p-ss me the ketchup
shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
jack: your such a t-rdle
when the cr-p sticks out of the water a little like a turtle
oh man, i just had the worst t-rdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.
a piece of p–p with a surface shaped not unlike the sh-ll of a turtle.
dude, i totally left a t-rdle in starbucks today!

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