Turdlet

a tiny t-rd. usually prompting disappointment.
i thought i’d lay some cable, but that t-rd was more of a t-rdlet.
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(n) a small piece of fecal matter
someone left a t-rdlet in the toilet
not to be mistaken with trinklet, a t-rdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. usually seen as the “lone floater” in the commoded ocean. also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.
“hey man, don’t let the t-rdlet get caught in your cheeks!”
small brown t-rd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. t-rdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. when left in place too long, t-rdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.
” who had the b-lls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of t-rdlets?”
a small piece of p–p!
you are such a t-rdlet!
a small piece of cr-p that is hot out after explosive diarrea
o look at that t-rdlet that p–p must have been painful
a one sentence paragraph or paragraph fragment.
these paragraphs are t-rdlets:
“molly ran after the laser.

molly became tired after two minutes of chasing.”