Turdmarine
derived from the words t-rd and submarine. a t-rdmarine is created when someone accidentally sh-ts themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of cr-p is left floating around in the water.
hey! check out this m-ssive t-rdmarine i just dumped in the tub!
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