turdmonster
someone named rosie, who is semi-r-t-rded and fully psychotic.
guy #1 “dude, my sister rosie f-cking burned the house down when she tried playing her kelly clarkson cd in the toaster. then she beat the sh-t out of the firemen when they would’nt let her drink from the fire hose.”
guy #2 “weak. your sister is a f-cking t-rdmonster!”
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