turdnuts

1. visible particles of food present in feces (peanuts, carrots, etc).

2. an acquiantance who constantly brags.

3. state of a b-llsack post–n-l insertion, typically achieved during intercourse with major league sk-nks.
1. “dude come peep these t-rdnuts before i flush them down to our water supply!”

2. “so um guess who just got a job wearing suits all day?” “you, t-rdnuts?”

3. “wow that b-tch’s -sshole was so loose i had no problem making t-rdnuts!”
someone that is crabby and annoying. they always feel like killing them selves from the depression that does not really exist. a t-rdnut also has ginormous b–bies and a fat booty!
kristina is a t-rdnut because she is a loser with no friends.
someone who is completely outside of their d-mn minds and yet also full of cr-p.

could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of p–p, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or p-ss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)
“that t-rd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about canada, usa, and mexico becoming one country.”

“i am having the worst night possible! i was on a date, hadn’t had my benafiber and i p-ssed a huge t-rd nut at the restaurant and when i went to wipe my wet -ss there was no toilet paper so i had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night”