turdonion
when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a t-rd.
hey mike… i’ve been digging into this new project you gave me, and i don’t think it’s an onion…i am standing here crying holding a t-rd… thanks for the t-rdonion, bro..
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