Turds of Poseidon
the t-rds of poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the upper decker.
you take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. for obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living sp-ce, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky’s the limit. use you imagination. remember, the goal is for them to never be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
good luck, and use responsibly.
prima was furious at secunda for f-cking his b-tch. little did secunda suspect, that prima had a key to secunda’s apartment.
vengeance would be his! for he had a weapon few dared use. it’s power, foul. it’s use, forbidden. it’s stench, legendary.
he would unleash… the t-rds of poseidon!
Read Also:
- Woodhippie
a country boy in need of a haircut, with a pick-up truck, who smokes cigarettes, wear carharts, carries a cooler of keystone; and thinks this is s-xy. i went to a dive last week and it was full of woodhippie’s
- pimpus
somebody that is totally awesome. very few remain i am one of the only two remaining persons that can be cl-ssified as a pimpus
- Wannabe Whore
a fat, ugly girl who surrounds herself with ugly losers and flirts with them. also flirts with women, for she is that desperate. is under the false impression that having unlimited texting makes you queen of the world. pretends to be dumb and innocent. flirts with your best friend, your boyfriend, your friend’s boyfriend, your […]
- Word Blowjob
to suck up to someone by talking good about a them while they are in the area. tim was over there bragging to joe about good i am at baskeball. yeah tim was def giving you a “word bl-wj-b.”
- wow ivan
when something bad happens say wow ivan, putting the blame on ivan. normally blaming ivan is the easiest solution. i got an f on my math test………wow ivan