Turds With Friends
(n.) the act of playing words with friends while on the toilet.
friend: dude play me back in words!
me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
friend: cmon! it’s not t-rds with friends!
playing words with friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. you get a personal bonis if you play a p–p themed word.
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1. a.k.a. ‘words with friends’, a popular mobile app similar to scrabble.
2. an instance of mutiple bowel movements in one toilet bowl due to (a) an effort to save water, (b) no functioning plumbing, or (c) p-ssive or pathological infrequent flushing.
1. we should play t-rds with friends. what’s your username?
2. johnny: “the toilet hasn’t worked for a week!”
abe: “yeah–that’s some mean t-rds with friends we’ve been playing.”
3. say a prayer for the people upstairs. their pipes broke and they’ve been playing t-rds with friends.
taking pictures of your bowel movements to share & compare with your friends via picture message on a mobile device.
d-ck – “what took you so long in the cr-p-closet?”
stewart – “i had to get my iphone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to jimothy.”
d-ck – “why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to jimothy?”
stewart – “dude, i’m in a heated t-rds with friends battle with jimothy and i think i can win this week with this one!”
playing the popular online game words with friends….while going to the bathroom.
everytime i go to the bathroom, i bring my cell phone so i can catch up on my t-rds with friends games.
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