turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.
me: mom what’s for dinner?
mom: a t-rducken!
me: cool
1) (n) an american thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through the apocalypse.

2) (n) any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. used as a simile.
1) “time for the cowboys/redskins game, is the t-rducken done yet?”

2) “uh oh, better hit the foodline before t-rducken over there strips that b-tch.”

3) jeff: “i’ll be swapping out this small-block, v8 for an straight six.”
dale: “baking up a t-rducken are we?”
jeff: “what?”
dale: “sounds like fun.”
a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. the ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.
t-rducken should not exist.
deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing
john madden thanksgiving day treat!
i stuffed the t-rducken in my hole then, boom!!!!
1. a dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. to put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.
1. “why have a turkey for thanksgiving when you can have t-rducken?”

2. me1: i hope this isn’t the winter of tovar’s discontent
me2: how would we know?
me1: you know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
me2: words fail me at expressing how awfully you’ve expanded on that metaphor.
me1: i know what you mean. i t-rduckened it.
me2: you what? wait, i don’t want to know.
me1: i stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random cr-p in it.
me2: please stop.
turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
when it explodes it goes “kurf-cken!”
he died while experimenting with t-rducken, it blew up right in his face.
a m-f-f threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on d-ld-.
i had a t-rducken last thursday. cindy was the duck, amber was the turkey and i, of course, was the chicken.

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