turdunken

a turkey prepared in such a way as to resemble a delicious donut. for example, glazed with chocolate, sprinkled with sprinkles, and stuffed with donut holes. not to be confused with t-rducken.
“no no, i said i am making t-rdunken – so bring your insulin, this will be one sweet turkey!”
a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a cornish game hen
my dad made t-rdunken for thanksgiving.
i recently had an conversation with a d-bag from buffalo ny, and below is the actual conversation that transpired at 2 am in a double tree hotel bar while on a business trip –

a common misconception is that “t-rdunken” is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken…some (drunken billski from buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig…then you smoke it for two hours….however i corrected the billski from buffalo by telling him what a t-rdunken really was –

“no no no you’ve got it all wrong. its actually called a “turbaby” a baby stuffed in a turtle… the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. for best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. then you deep fry it for two days…and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane”

the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho…then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great t-ts and i was in room 313. went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 p-rn and cried myself to sleep

all in all it was a great night
do you know what a t-rdunken really is??? it’s a baby stuffed in a turtle

t-rdunken…really…i’m in 313…you’ve got “great t-ts”