Turf-cutting Ceremony
the act of ceremoniously tr-mm-ng/shaving one’s pubic region in antic-p-tion of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.
(ben walks into bathroom)
ben: what are you doing? and what’s with all the candles?
jerry: it’s my third date with lisa, i’m having a turf-cutting ceremony.
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