Turfisting
similar to fisting, turfisting is the act in which a person inserts their fist into a turkey and then shoves their turkey wrapped fist into the -n-l p-ssage of another person. see: turf-cking
“hey man have you watched ‘turfisting 3: pilgrim sl-ts stuff christopher columb-tts- the story of a new thanksgiving’?”
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