Turfunction
verb: happens when an infielder (baseball) leaps for a fly ball in the outfield with the results of a missed pop-up.
dude, did you see that turfunction lopez did against the giants?
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n. time to m-ff dive. orig. what does a turkey say? “gobble gobble.” this phrase comes from the worse movie of all time, gigli, in which j-ho spreads her legs and says… it’s turkey time–you know, gobble, gobble. a turkey says gobble gobble and if you gobble somthing you eat it. turkey time > eating […]
- TURKISH REVENGE
in turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. to byp-ss the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a turkish revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the -ss. coined in the movie “midnight express.” “…you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist […]
- Turkus McGurkus
someone from turkey or part of a turkish-speaking population. the most wonderfully seussical racist slur you can get. to your right you will see a turkus mcgurkus. these critters are pink, small, and have tails.
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a special type of food coma that comes with eating too much turkey on thanksgiving. “did someone slip that chick a roofie?” “nah she just has turkoma”
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a rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘sh-t’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. the occurs only in people named ‘ben’ or ‘abercrombie’ “holly sh-t, ben! you’ve got turtle spak! […]