turg
formally, like swol, implies a state of being pumped, muscles bulging from extreme exercise. obviously turg has alternate connotations, and different extremities are implied.
i danced for like 5 seconds and that dude was wholly turg!
a man term specifically used around ones lady friend in order to smoothly comment on a nice pair of t-ts, to someone else out loud.
ben and greg were on a dreadful double date, but ben spotted a nice pair of t-ts…how the h-ll would he comment to greg about his glorious and life changing find.
ben: “hey greg those look like some tasty turgs”
greg: “h-ll yea i might try them this time”
see how they smoothly played it off as though it may be a restaurant item instead of b–bs. well played gentlemen, well played.
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