turin shroud
the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater
who left the turin shroud in the toilet?
the distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male partic-p-nt.
like the actual turin shroud, but not involving jesus…probably.
…”better throw the covers back over, don’t want your mother seeing the turin shroud!”
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