turkamayne
turkamayne is a character created by the amazing andy biersack of black veil brides. turkamayne’s mixtape will be coming out sometime in 2014.
“turkamayne aint got not hands so put those nubs up in the air and turk turk turk turk”
“turkamayne don’t wear no shirt. turkamayne just get sunburnt”
“take two turkeys, put em on your hands. step right up and see the turkamayne!”
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