Turkey Ass
explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating m-ssive amounts of turkey.
after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey -ss.
an insult, generally good natured, but stern. often used as a verb in addition to other terms.
example a. what’s up with that, turkey-ss?
example b. that fool was a straight turkey-ssed monkeyf-cker!
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