turkey baster roulette
a game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male partic-p-nts are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. each male is required to -j-c-l-t- into a community bowl. upon the successful containment of the partic-p-nts’ s-m-n, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined s-m-n. the turkey baster operator then inserts the ‘business end’ of the turkey baster into the female’s v-g-n- and pumps out the collected j-zz. nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. if any of the partic-p-nts are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? she doesn’t even cook. she keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
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