Turkey Club Sandwich
the conspicuous s-xual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. the most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. the woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and -ssuredly followed by the man.
dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
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