turkey drippings
turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid sh-t coming from the cat’s -ss after leaving the litterbox. the drippings can also emenate from the nasty -ss of humans who are casual about their potty habits.
our cat, little guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty -ss turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
you can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy’s -ss.
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