Turkey Helmet
similar to a cincinnati bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your n-ts-ck and dang on the other party’s neck. preferably, your -sshole will be atop the point of the victim’s nose. in this position, your scr-t- resting on the neck will look like a turkey’s fleshy neck.
after that f-cker that disrespected me at my own party p-ssed out, i pulled down my pants and gave that d-cksucker a serious turkey helmet. talk about hilarity!
similar to a cincinnati bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your n-ts-ck and dang on the other party’s neck. preferably, your -sshole will be atop the point of the victim’s nose. in this position, your scr-t- resting on the neck will look like a turkey’s fleshy neck.
after that f-cker that disrespected me at my own party p-ssed out, i pulled down my pants and gave that d-cksucker a serious turkey helmet. talk about hilarity!
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