turkey sandwich
run b-tch or prepare to run
man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!
two beers, and a shot of wild turkey 101
can’t beat a turkey sandwich during the thanksgiving holiday!
running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the b-lls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your “punch”. (do not actually punch them).
guy #1 “oh look at this picture”
guy #2 “what is it”
guy #1 “it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich”
guy #2 “hahaha look at his face”
another name for v-g-n-
if you’ve ever seen/felt up a v-g-n- you’ll know it’s a lot like a turkey sandwich, though i don’t know if it taste like one
man:”i think i’ll squirt some of my mayo into her turkey sandwich.”
when a person leaves ventrilo to nerd rage or freak out.
did you hear about the kid that turkey sandwiched yesterday?
1.pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.sandwich type that is the best. decided in the great “turkey ham war”
ham sucks.———————–it really does.
turkey was only declined as americas national bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
put mayonnaise on your p-n-s and place a slice of turkey on the girl’s p-ssy then proceed to have s-x.
yo i turkey sandwiched my girlfriend last night
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