Turkey Sluts
someone who enjoys s-xual activities with fall- and thanksgiving-themed things.
hey you lurkey turkey sl-t. it’s hoevember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol d-ck. back in 1492, our main b-tch christopher columbus and those sl-tty pilgrims had to c-m to america in search of new d-cks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sl-ttiest pilgrim b-tches or you won’t get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you’re a mashed potato hoe.
girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over thanksgiving break. these girls are usually ones you haven’t seen in 2-3 years and you aren’t quite sure if they are still attractive or not.
have you texted those girls to see what they’re doing over break?
the turkey sl-ts? h-ll yeaeeahh all they wanna chill
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