turkey-sock
verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one’s p-n-s. the term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue
another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: …?
one: -slaps with slightly dampened sock-
another: d-mn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock
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