turkey time
n. time to m-ff dive. orig. what does a turkey say? “gobble gobble.” this phrase comes from the worse movie of all time, gigli, in which j-ho spreads her legs and says…
it’s turkey time–you know, gobble, gobble.
a turkey says gobble gobble and if you gobble somthing you eat it.
turkey time > eating out a girl
gobble gobble> the licking you do
during oral s-x wit that hoe down the street she asked if it was turkey time and i responded with gobble gobble.
yummy cooter juice!!!!!!!!!
s-x; derived from the term stuffing someone like a turkey.
i’m horney, that must mean it’s turkey time.
the time in which one consumes 101 proof wild turkey bourbon whiskey.
chris: what you drinkin
matt: i haven’t blacked out in awhile… it’s turkey time.
justin: have fun with that, i’m taking a nap.
a reminder that gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the “time” has come.
during christmas or thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.
” i know you’ve been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. its turkey time!
“everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its turkey time”
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