turkey timers


a woman’s erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
there’s no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

either it’s cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.

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