Turkey Wanker
a turkey w-nker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. turkey w-nkers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. they often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. to become a turkey w-nker, one must be a w-nker and act like a turkey.
rich looks like a right turkey w-nker in that photo
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