turkeyham
a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.
or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.
if you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 turkham (887-5426). please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
don’t be a turkeyham or go kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!
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