Turkish Gaper
one who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the r-ct-m until it puckers open for easier access.
today my girlfriend let me have -n-l intercouse so i used the “turkish gaper” to make it easier for insertion of my p-n-s.
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