Turkish Minstrel
this is a s-xual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.
the floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80’s big hair bands.
she said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so i gave her a turkish minstrel
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