Turkish nightmare
1. the act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. ingesting a large quant-ty of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your b-lls while she jerks you off. at the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid sh-t all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
1. “dude we need to get eric back for being an -sshole, lets give him the turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking”
2. “my gf p-ssed me off last night so i made sure she experienced a real turkish nightmare”
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