Turkish Ottoman
a s-x-act in which the woman, kneeling on all fours, gives the man a hand job while he rests his feet on her, as if she were an ottoman.
mable, i’ve had a horrible day at the shoe factory, why dont you come to the couch and give me a nice turkish ottoman
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