turkish shower
the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing.
“yea baby i did shower today, i took a turkish shower!”
the act of engaging in intercourse while amongst an enviroment that closley resimbles that of a ancient aztec waterfall.
where’s matt? …oh, he is taking a turkish shower… again
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