turlock
located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. there is nothingtodo and it sucks -ss.
turlock is so boring. lets go to modesto
a village that is full of mexicans and -ssyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.the only thing to do is go to starbucks on a friday night and hangout with the -ssyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to turlock. when people move here they think they are lost
lets go to turlock! where?
a farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. also it is home to medic alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.
turlock is smack in the middle of the san juaqin valley. nothing for miles in all directions.
a sh-thole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, c-ke… we got da best of errthing. with wanna be hard -ss, famous wearing brappers and sl-tty b-tterface b-tches.
“turlock is a great place to leave.”
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