turn your head and cough
when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves… holds onto ur b-lls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia… or at least thats what he tells u he’s doing
“turn your head and cough, please” 😉
when a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he’s in a good mood. asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to “turn your head and cough.” reaches down, grabs your family jewels and “studies” them, while your thinking “is this guy really a doctor…”
doctor strange:
ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
you:
uhhhhhh, sure…
doctor strange:
ok, so can you kindly unb-tton your pants and take off your underwear so i can check?
you:
uhmmmm check for what?
doctor strange:
oh you funny boy i need to check your t-st-cl-s if you have a sickness or else you won’t be able to play any sports.
you:
uhhhhmmmm, if you say so…
doctor strange:
“hahaha, gets them every time… oh we have another 3 incher”
doctor strange:
ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. you ready. turn your head and cough, please.
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