Turned All Florida
a special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of florida. a state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. this special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of s-xual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.
dude- “what in the sh-t happened to jd!?!? he drank 6 shots of tequilia, smoked some pcp, then crashed his ford f-250 into a denny’s and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!”
chick-“sweet jesus, he turned all florida on us. there’s no turning back once you break that seal.”
florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos b–st–lity
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