Turners Lizard Zombie
an awful mixture of a disorder, mutant and virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental r-t-rdation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. they will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. the disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. the first case was found in a small high school fp walshe found in fort macleod alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
keagan: “yo what happened to my friend tommy? hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks f-cked.”
whites: “hes one of them. a turners lizard zombie victim.”
keagan: “no! no! your lying! your lying!! (sobs uncontrollably)
tommy: shhlurp! graaaaaaaaaaaa…”
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