Turnip tits
turnip-shaped t-ts. large, hanging and with a tuft of hair on top. quant-ty and placement of hair may vary.
preferably not to be seen in public, is most likely to appear on busty old women.
“did you see stacey’s mom at the beach party? she’s got turnip t-ts!”
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