turnpike toughy
when your getting a bl-wj-b on the highway and traffic stops and your next to a big pick up truck and urge the trucker to honk his horn. when he starts honking you hold her head down and bang out her throat
i gave tara the turnpike toughy on the way to the beach, she was p-ssed off but the trucker found it hilarious.
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