turnquist turnaround
a violent s-xual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.
bob: “dude did you see carter this morning? wtf happened to her, she looks like friar tuck!”
frank: “yeah, she must’ve gotten the turnquist turnaround. ouch.”
bob: “ouch is right, now i have to work a sunday grave shift… fml…”
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