Turnt Round
what idiots say when relaying a conversation they had. no matter who they were speaking to or where they where at the time, you will always find that they and the other conversational counterpart managed to turn around constantly. the idiot will claim that they “turnt round” to deliver a comment or action, and that the other person “turnt round” in order to respond, thus giving the impression that they spent the whole time twirling about.
“so, what happened?”
“well, he turnt round and said that it couldn’t be his cos he pulled out, so i turnt round and told him that he was a kn-b. i thought he was gonna shut up til he turnt round and called me a slag. so i turnt round and slapped him one and he turnt round looking well embarr-ssed!”
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