Turok
a game starring a bad -ss native american dude name tal who unloads clips into t-rexes. franchise from 1998-2008 with a small cult following.
also a phrase or term borrowed by nyc kids in the late 90’s to describe a move performed by super street fighter’s t. hawk as well as killer instinct’s chief thunder.
this move can be emulated. it has two variations both of which resemble moves used in thai kick boxing. both moves have two applications:
1) used to simultaneously burst through a crowd of p-ssive strap-hangers that refuse to move quickly enough to board the train before the doors closed; to insert one’s knee and elbow into the door to keep it from closing thereby preventing the train from departing.
2) to help the user get off of the train on a major transfer point when the same said crowd refuses to move aside and let people who need to get off the train p-ss through. the move will successfully encourage at least 2 people at which point a path will open for you to get off. domino effect.
derrick: yo what’s up man. what it do.
jamal: yo dawg sh-t was crazy on the train this morning.
derrick: crowded and sh-t?
jamal: yeah man i had to straight up turok a n-gg- just to get on the train. then this old lady stared at me, i was like what, i got places to be b-tch!
derrick: word, word i feel you on that man.
an action videogame released in the year 2008 that doesn’t live up to its name.
billy: look molly i bought the new turok game!
molly: you stupid f-ck.
billy: aw molly!
the act of a male masturbating. slang and less common than other terms for the same action. first recorded usage came roughly in the year 2005.
“yo guys, i turoked it last night and, man, holy sh-t, it was great!”
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