Turst


verb – to turst is to -j-c-l-t- while having explosive diarrhea onto a female with extreme force creating a splatter-like sound effect. this is the ultimate act of owning someone forever!
that b-tch got tursted on!

marvin tursts on all the dirty girls. now they call him fred turst.

oh hi, nice to meet you… are you tursty?!

or just plain and simple: turst! (with no warning)
verb – to turst is to -j-c-l-t- while having explosive diarrhea onto a female with extreme force creating a splatter-like sound effect. this is the ultimate act of owning someone forever!
that b-tch got tursted on!

marvin tursts on all the dirty girls. now they call him fred turst.

oh hi, nice to meet you… are you tursty?!

or just plain and simple: turst! (with no warning)
to turst – to smoke

a turst – a smoke/f-g
hey look at those two tursting!

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fancy a turst?
dry toast.

as in:
1) unb-ttered dry toast
2)a persons lack of personality causing them to be bland and boring

origin: someone was once eating dry toast and due to the dryness and lack of saliva it denied them of being able to pr-nounce toast correctly. hence the word turst instead of toast.
omg i couldn’t decide whether to have b-tter or jam so i just had turst.

why the f-ck would anyone like her?!? eileen is turst.
(slang) 3/4 of an ounce of marijuana.
ay dog, lemme swing by and get a turst.
a divvy typo used by a thick lazy roffer
turst can it ever be rebuilt

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